If my lifetime of goodwill towards men nets me some awesome afterlife powers, I think I would want to become the patron saint and bodyguard of all women being harassed by men.
I would just materialize, deliver the most traumatic ass-whomping that my 215 lbs. is capable of, and disappear in a poof of smoke.
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idontgetrunnershigh said:
I support this
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talktostrangers said:
A+, Neil.
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sblaufuss reblogged this from theneilshow2 and added:
federally-bestowed authority to beat assholes to within an inch of their lives. I think I have good enough judgment for...
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iannorris said:
you’ll need a sidekick. all heroes have sidekicks.
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brevetcaptain said:
St. Neil of Whoop-Ass.
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chronically-awesome said:
Dude, if we both end up living in Durham? I may have your ass on speed dial. I literally cannot leave my house to run errands without getting honked at at least once. I probably get honked at 3 or 4 times a week, and directly approached 1 to 2 times.
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